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this0nesforthegirls:

kardashitans:

what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

best idea ever

Cacti have feelings, too!

(Source: jssey)

tyleroakley:

Spoiler: yes.

SATANS INTERNET NASTIES.

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
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This is real. People are real.

nateehaak:

Wolf hybrid

THIS IS WHAT I WANT WHEN I GROW UP.

Dreams do come true.